"A Forbes Love Story"
Now that I'm over my soul-searching, transcendental phase, the first installment of awkwardness in this blog can ensue:
Long story short, I was asked on a date after the guy attempted to swindle me for some cashmoneyz to make the world a better, non-polluted place. I was told I had a "hot vocabulary." Best compliment I've ever had to date. I told him I'd agree if we serendipitously met again. Turns out, he really was there today. Of course, like all rom-coms, there are hurdles to be crossed--as in he was hustling another poor soul, and I was too cold to wait around. Don't fret, guys ... luckily for you, I have class every day, so tomorrow may be another chance for the goddess fortuna to throw me a bone, or maybe some feelings in general, and you can all believe that love DOES exist.
To the better segment: Quotes & Texts from Yesterday.
- "Wait, you didn't agree to the date? Why not? You know you're hungry...and bored."
- "You'll probably have a stalker now. He wasn't foreign? That's rare in these parts. But seriously, that's how you know he's for real. When you're not looking so hot and he still hits on you, he's a keeper."
- "If a guy thinks your mind is hot, you hit that. You tap that."
And of course, a little eargasm for you: Miniature Tigers, you can also listen to their other track, "Cannibal Queen." It's not bad.
